I think they underestimated us Pandas. Ask a stupid question.

#1

If you can drink your drink, why can you not food your food?

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#2

Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower when he doesn't usually wear any pants?

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#3

Why do we say things are "on fire" when the fire is on the thing?

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#5

The first lighter was invented in 1823, when was the heavier invented? Before or after?

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#6

If I eat myself, will I get twice as big or disappear completely?

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Ditto
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5 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You'd have one of you just a heavily digested version of you

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#8

Why is sandwich meat round when bread is square?

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#9

if unicorns fart rainbows, what do they shart?

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all 4 paws
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5 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They s**t clouds and happiness and glitter. Obviously. I can't believe i even have to say this.

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#10

If I die but no one finds my body ever, am I still alive or missing??

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#11

Why they called elevators and not descendavators?

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#13

If a tree falls and no one hears it, does it make a sound?

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Mermeow Overlord (they/them)
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5 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The sound waves or whatever it is called still occurs even when there is nothing around to detect the sound.

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#15

Why does the English language occasionally force you to use a word multiple time in a row… example: “the food in my pantry that I had had had mold on it”

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#16

Do bugs take fall damage

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FoxFriend (they/them)
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3 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Most bugs do not. The reason why is too sciency for me to explain, but has something to do with their light weight.

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#17

What came first the orange (fruit) or the orange (color)?
And?

And finally

Why is a cookie called a cookie when you bake it and bacon is called bacon when you cook it?

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Grizzly milk
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4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have an answer: it was the fruit. Originally the color was just called “yellow red”, or “red yellow”. The fruit came before the color orange.

#18

"Is it the shadow or the light that creates the image?" -Guy forgetting what light reflection was trying to explain it.

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#19

Can blind people see their dreams?

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Lama
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4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Those who were born with sight do, those who are born blind, mostly don't. (It actually also depends on why they are blind, eye or brain deficiency.) But it's really hard to determine since they have never experienced sight. How do you explain?

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#20

does carbonated water have carbs (kidding)

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Lama
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4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But, I mean, yes. It has carbon dioxide! And actually plants use that to make carbohydrates, so it's not as silly a question as you think :)

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#21

whats that mean? 🙃🙂🙃🙂

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#23

Why aren’t socks jus called “foot gloves”

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#24

How much water would it take to make a guy named Walter the waiting waiter to water the plants of his daughter who is walling up an otter named potter who tried to sue her father because he wants to go yonder to water the plants?

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#26

What is your favorite color of the alphabet? Mine is 656.3

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#27

What's the name of the ship that sunk in Titanic?

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#28

Does anyone wanna hear about how dad face planted out of the teacups about an hour ago?

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#29

Can't you just hold your period in?

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FLAMING KOALA
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2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually I have tried that many times It failed Miserably.

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#30

Why did I end up being born a human? when I lay in bed at night I think deeply about what it would be like to be another animal (mainly Crayfish) it interests me so much why I ended up as a human (not complaining or anything) but it always leads me back to "because I just was"

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Arik
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15 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This question is not stupid it is very actually very clever...

#31

How come when I fart it doesn’t always make a loud sound..?

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Madally
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5 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

because some farts are shy, don't judge.

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#32

Would you rather be a worm or an HDMI cable?

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#33

why am i alive

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DP
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5 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much…

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#34

If a snake eats itself, would it disappear?

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#35

Are mosquitoes endangered

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River wolf
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4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a species, absolutely not, as an individual on my arm, YES.

#36

You wanna buy a duck?

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#37

Why?

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#38

Why DID the chicken cross the road?

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#40

If potato = carrot and sugar = honey, what does chocolate equal?



Is Headless Roach a duck?

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#41

Before was was was, was was is, but what was the was was that was or is? Why was or is it there? What was or is its purpose? And why did the was was that was actually exist? What was or is the was was?

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#42

If someone from Iceland is Icelandic, someone from Thailand is Thailandic. But someone from Thailand is Thai. So someone from England is Eng. But someone from England is English. So someone from Switzerland is Switzerlish. But someone from Switzerland is Swiss.

Why? English is hard!

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Grammarly
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2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And someone from Holland is Dutch, but someone from Denmark is Danish??

#43

Back in the early nights I spent a lot of internet time on a website called " The Straight Dope". People would ask the most ridiculous questions and the author(s) would reply honestly (albeit sarcastically). It was awesome.
My favourite question, which I still think about regularly, was "If the entire population of China were to jump off of chairs simultaneously, would the impact be enough to throw the earth off its axis?". Short answer: No. Sadly.

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Peter H
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22 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

“What If?” by the creator of xkcd covered this too.

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#44

If I kill someone, but nobody sees it or knows who they are, did I really kill someone?

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#45

Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked... in the head... with an iron boot?

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4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Of course you don't, no one does. It never happens. Sorry, Ted, that's a dumb question... skip that.

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#47

Did anybody else get lost watching Lost? Just finally got around to watching it. 2 more episodes to go and I'm still confused.

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Sardonyx_3
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3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yep. That's... kinda the point of the series.

#48

Why is a cat a cat why isn't it a dog

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#50

What if what if was a what if but what if doesn't know it's a what if...

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Arik
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15 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What if you go see a doctor?

#51

If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.... Does that mean Lucy lavenheim lens Legos to legolas? And that Henry harness hands Haagen-Dazs out at hospitals? Or that Billy brosting is banned from going to band?

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Arik
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15 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It means Ronny Roberts put Roofies in my Ragin Root Beer...

#52

Why do we use exercise books full of paper and they tell us to not waste paper?

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#53

if two mind readers are reading each other’s mind, whose mind are they reading?

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Arik
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15 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They will end up bending space and time and finally they will just disappear...

#54

One more—
You know how if you leave milk out in the sun, it turns into cheese?
well, what happens if you put cheese in a reeeeeeeally reallly cold place? will it turn back into milk? (btw i came up with this one myself so no stealing :D )

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Arik
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15 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Have you ever... eeeever in your life used a fridge to keep cheese fresh?

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#55

Why don’t people who are turning into a different direction in the street at a traffic light get to go when the cars are going the direction that they are?

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#56

Why do we park in a driveway but drive in a parkway? Why does cargo go by ship, but shipments can go by car?

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#57

If the Bite of 83 DIDNT happen, would that mean William wouldn’t go kill on a killing spree?

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FLAMING KOALA
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2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If the bite of 83 didn't happen will wouldn't go on killing spree he wouldn't die bc spring locks his youngest son would be alive oldest wouldn't be purple man and fnaf wouldn't happen but most importantly there would be no cg5 fnaf songs

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#59

why do we have pps?

why are humans called humans if some of them do inhumane things?

why does my dog like butter?

why is bp called Bored Panda and not Bored (insert animal)?

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#60

If a mirror mirrors a mirror does the mirror mirror the mirror or does the mirror mirror the mirror in the mirror.

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#61

Why is it twenty two but not ten one

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#62

Why?

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Arik
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15 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because your mum told you so! That's why!

#63

Me:Attends friends birthday party on 12 of may
Me:oh yea btw when’s your birthday??
Her: …

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#65

Why did the chicken cross the road?

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#66

Why did the first person who tried durian fruit decide it was a good idea?

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#67

Why is 2+2=4 and 2 x 2=4 but 3+3=6 and 3 x 3=9

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#68

Why does my head hurt constantly? Why does the thought of eating food disgust me? Why is it so hard for me to swallow? Why are my fingers always frozen? Am I dying?

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#69

Why is 2+2=4 and 2 x 2=4 but 3+3=6 and 3x3=9

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#71

If you could eat horse meat, would you?

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